The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why did you Aquariana to cross the street?
Because this is part of an experience that will bring countless technological advances in the future.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many Aquariana are required to change a light bulb?
How many I do not know, but will appear hundreds, all competing to see who will be the only one to bring to light the world.
As says I love you
First of all, I love you ...
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
AQUARIO been lost on the way, alleviated the hunger and chips and then went to the cinema because of forgot I was doing.
Sentences for car
"Route 66"
"Woodstock Forever"
"Forsake from Berkeley"
"No scarf, no document"
"I do not follow, I like to walk alone"
"When you're ready a force majeure will take you to Nirvana"
"Follow me ... but keep away"
"I have everything I love, but I'm somewhat possessed to lixando"
"See if a new age guru"
"I was in Lumiar"
"My other car is quite different from everything"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Without thinking much, skip the wall, drop the other hand, opens the gate to the other, and get out walking fast because you still have a cinema
you take away a few minutes.
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Aquarius: "Now we will try without clothes."
