The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why is that the Aryan crossed the road?
Certainly mouth to beat someone who was on the other side.
Horoscope replacing lamps
How many Aryans are needed to change a light bulb?
Only one, but will need several lamps.
As says I love you
I need to tell you I love you, and decide how to solve it.
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
ARIES was in the drive-thru of a fast food store.
Sentences for car
"Fuc. ..!!!"
"Throw on top, ? jerk!"
"Today I'm not good!"
"Strength & Aerobics Runner"
"Women are natural leaders. You are following one"
"Danger. Head angry aboard"
"I trampling elves"
"Follow me!"
"My other car is more powerful"
"I have everything I love ... but I can now, already"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them.
See reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Giving punches and kicks at the gate, hot: "That shit !!!!!! OPEN THAT SHIT, NO ONE hear me? (TOC TOC TOC)
What the horoscope say after sex:
Aries: "Fine, let's again!"
