Insult their mothers (with class, of course). Critique their homes.
Tell them that they may lose their jobs, or that a road is going to be built exactly where your home is located.
Tell him that photo hanging in the family room is omega and confuse the picture of the "granny dear" with Mike Tyson.
Critique all "ex" it: ex-boyfriends, ex-husbands (wives) and so on.
Throw out those discs from Ray Coniff he collected from the other rarities.
Discover corner that he to stay and give a "general", changing everything from view.
Take objects of his drawer and not the reset in place.
