The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why is that the Canceriano crossed the road?
Because I was feeling alone and abandoned on this side of here.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many cancerianos are required to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it will take three years to the therapist help you pass through the process.
As I love you
You know I love you, do not you know ...
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
CANCER went to Grandma's house asking for a prescription.
Sentences for car
"Baby on board"
"Mother late to catch the child in school and do the supermarket on board"
"I love my family" or "I am a coyote"
"Fotomatic - Revelations in 1 hour" (flags in the trunk that identifying the nationality of ancestors)
"Association of Parents of ... (anything)"
"Have you ever kissed your child today?"
"My other car is a turkey"
"I am a supervisor of Sarney" (old adhesive, yellow)
"I have everything I love, but love everything I have"
"Always consult your past"
"See where your m and &atiolde;"
"Do not follow me, I need to get the kids"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, as they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Choramingando with the hand on his head and eyes on the clock, "Oh no ... not now .. (SNIF), I have to get the children in
college, I have a dinner there in the mom ... HHI, my bean was on fire! Oh, no, it always happens to me ... (SNIF) "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Cancer: "When we get married?"