The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why is that the Capricorniano crossed the road?
Actually he was trying to kill himself by running over.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many capricornianos are required to change a light bulb?
None. Capricorniano not change light bulbs - unless it is a lucrative business.
As says I love you
Well, I love you, as I should have noticed. Think about it, that after we talked.
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
Capricorn purchased at the same place as always, you know where your taste, eat first and distributed the rest to justice.
Sentences for car
"Political"
"Patronal Association of Enterprises with ... (anything)"
"See where a mortician"
"Do not follow me, I'm busy"
"I have everything I love, and work to take further"
"My other car is a fleet of taxi"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
In silence, look at the clock, and to the gate, for the clock to the gate, for the clock ...
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Capricorn: "You have business card?"
