The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why is that the Geminiano crossed the road?
If neither he knows, as would I know?
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many geminianos are required to change a light bulb?
Two (of course). Vai end of the last full week, but when you're ready the lamp will do the service of the house, speak French and be the color you want.
As says I love you
I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
Gemini have not left the house and asked all over the internet.
Sentences for car
"Study at PUC"
"Circle of the Book"
"Do not follow me, I can change the destination at any time"
"My other car is a car sound"
"I have everything I love. Let's talk about it?"
"See where an announcer for rodeos"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Off to talk Galera, this has happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine before, back in on .. .. as is the same
place? Anyway, the place was very cool, my friends always invite me to go there, but I never could because of
work and such, but finally, about the coincidence, ah ... about what I was talking about it? "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Gemini: "You saw the remote control?"