The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why is that the Leonin crossed the road?
To make the exit in newspapers, magazines and so on.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How unfair is needed to change a light bulb?
An unfair not exchange lamp, unless they hold the bulb and the world turn around him
As says I love you
When are you going to see that I love you!
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
Said another LE?O someone to Horoscope fulfill that order.
Sentences for car
"Pilot for Jet"
"The envy is shit!"
"This car is not as much?"
"Parliamentary monarchy already"
"My other car is a Mercedes convertible" (if it is not already in one ...)
"Please keep me"
"Follow me. I know what is best for you"
"Everything I love me"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Raises his arms and spoke in loud and clear to all: "You do not worry, because I will solve this whole problem, by
a simple reason. I know the owner of this factory, I will complain to him personally, perhaps he will indicate ME
official to apologize to all of you ... "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Leo: "We were incredibly cute?