The Horoscopes across the street ...
-Why is that the Librians crossed the road?
He explained nor cross. Someone just offering ride for him.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many Librians are required to change a light bulb?
Well, actually I do not know. I guess it depends on when the lamp burned. Maybe only one, if a common light bulb, but probably two ever the person you do not know where to find a lamp, or .....
As says I love you
I love you so much ... although, of course, of our differences ...
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
LIBRA hired a caterer so that everything was impeccable.
Sentences for car
"I'm driving right?"
"I like all football teams"
"Peace and Love" or "yes fraternity, not violence"
"See if a promoter"
"Do not follow me. Or rather, follow. Oh, whatever. C? who knows"
"My other car is produced"
"I have everything I love, but I will be known on Saturday night"
"Space Unibanco Film"
"Free Jazz Festival
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
With a smile on his face, says for all "Ih staff, relax ... could be worse, we just stuck here, because nothing else ..
we do not sit here at the wheel and started talking, I can go to the kitchen get a wine ... suddenly admiring the sky,
ah, you guys stopped to see how the sunset is beautiful? "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Libra: "I like you also liked it."
