The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why is that the Pisciano crossed the road?
What street? Ih, is ....
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many are piscianos needed to change a light bulb?
What? The lamp burned? When?
As says I love you
Oh, my love! ... my life! ... as you want, how I love you ... oh, my love, you see how much I love you? ... My everything! My life! ...
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
PISCES opined that eating was a silly, and that hunger was a mental issue, proposing to present a moment of meditation.
Sentences for car
"God bless you!"
"If I am lost, please call ... (phone and a relative)"
"Why do not you wash?"
"CINEMARK"
"My car is a United / Finds Rent a Car (after the tenth batidinha accidentally)"
"Have you ever kissed her husband / wife / boyfriend today?"
"Please always a witch"
"I believe ..." (gnomes / angels / fairies / Santa Claus and similar) "
"Do not follow me. Nor do I remember where you were going to"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Sit in a corner, throws his head between his arms, and begins to cry little.
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Pisces: "As you said it was his name was?"
