The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why that crossed the road Sagitariano?
Because the idea gave way and seemed comfortable.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many sagitarianos are required to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, it is early, we have a whole life ahead of you and you're worried about stupid change a light bulb?
As says I love you
I love you, but understand perfectly if not reciprocal.
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
Sagittarius was so far to get food to the dinner just 10 days after becoming lunch.
Sentences for car
"Visit anywhere in the world"
"Travel Coast"
"I was in Las Vegas"
"Sports is not drugs. Practice"
"My car goes more than his own. Want to bet ?..."
"Destroy the waves, not the beaches"
"If you're not doing anything, follow me!"
"Do not follow me. I am completely free"
"See if a travel agent"
"I have everything I love, but nothing that I must love me"
"My other car is a Jeep 4x4"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Embracing here and giving a pat on the back of another way "AH, that the most Comedy, hahahahahahaha, it reminds me a
joke, hahahah, you know it's ... "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Sagittarius: "Do not call me - I will tell you."