The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why that Taurino crossed the road?
Because encasquetou with the idea ...
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many taurine are required to change a light bulb?
None, taurine do not like to change anything.
As says I love you
Okay, okay, it's true, I love you ... but I am not charging anything not ... I know there depends on you ...
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
TOUR passed the supermarket and bought a million quitutes and condiments to the food in style and also the
dessert.
Sentences for car
"Motel Pharaohs"
"Good Restaurant-of-Fork"
"I have everything I love, but it is a matter of time and patience"
"My other car is also MY"
"Do not follow me, I will follow this path until the end"
"See where a gastronomic guide"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Getting closer, says: "Pera people there, this lock should not even be crossed, let me see ... someone has a clip
there? Suddenly 3 people were put to one side and another 3, pushing, it would open .. these pulleys are
means loose, it would be easy ... "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Taurus: "I'm hungry - pass the pizza."
