The Horoscopes crossing the street:
-Why that Virginiano crossed the road?
He crossed because it is still not measuring the width of the street, the speed of cars, if this experiment is valid, what would be the best time to cross the street and so forth.
Horoscopes replacing lamps
How many virginiana are required to change a light bulb?
Let's see: one for turning the lamp, a record for when the lamp burned and when it was purchased, one for deciding who was to blame for the lamp and burned Tuesday in December to decide the remodeling of the house while the rest return the lamp. ....
As says I love you
Long ago I was talking about it as I love you ...
When told that the Horoscopes buy food:
Virgo was in doubt because there were too few options and just enjoying cold he had in the fridge and made sandwiches.
Sentences for car
"Society Protection of Animals"
"Association of Executive Secretaries"
"Lava-jet Guarani"
"No sloppy. See a doctor if"
"I am a philatelist"
"I have to examine everything, but I consider everything"
"My other car is also clean"
"Do not follow me. I need to pass the doctor"
"See where a nutritionist"
Horoscopes at the factory
There are 5 o'clock in the afternoon. 12 employees from a factory are returning home at the end of the shift. When they reach the gate of
exit and find who is locked out, and how they are the last to leave, there is nobody to open it for them. See
reaction shows that each of the front happened:
Thinking, speaking, "Chill staff, we analyze the situation. They 5:17 in the afternoon, there must be someone cleaning the inside. If not
there, we will act with wisdom and call the police .. someone has a phone there? Or perhaps we can try the other gate
funds, or perhaps look for keys in the cabinet of caretaker .. is all a matter of logic and organization "
What the Horoscopes say after sex:
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
